Sir, – Might I suggest that the campaign against the property tax be sited at Dungiven. – Yours, etc,
Sir, – For the 2013 Gathering, a meeting of tourists from the southern United States in Youghal (Y’all). – Yours, etc,
Sir, – . . . And have disgraced politicians gather at Stepaside. – Yours, etc,
Sir, – Given the state of the economy we should create new enterprise zones – might I suggest one for the meat industry at Kilmacow, Co Kilkenny and perhaps we can encourage certain Amsterdam coffee shops to relocate to Newtownpothouse, Co Cork? – Yours, etc,