Madam, - You can imagine my disappointment this morning at not finding a single Valentine's card in my post box.
It's probably with the letter posted to me from Inverness on February 7th, the CD posted from London on February 2nd, the parcel sent on January 25th from the Hebrides and my birthday present posted by my sister from London.
I'm a Christmas Day baby.
- Yours, etc,
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NOEL ECCLES, St Kevin's Apartments, South Circular Road, Dublin 8.