Sir, - I had a great laugh reading the young priesteen' O'Hanlon's gasping and gagging about our President's private visit to the Pope.
I see (excuse the pun) he'll be getting his license in patriotic theology over there in Rome. Does this mean he'll be back in the Diocese of Meath as a licentious patriarchal patronising theocrat, advising us all on politeness before church dignitaries?
I'd advise his bishop, in the words of the immortal Myles, to put him to footing turf and snagging turnips. No kind of theology can help his kind of ignorance. Yours etc.,
Spokane, Wichita, U.S.A