POPE OF ULSTER

Sir. Now that the traditional flames of hell have been effectively quenched by the Royal Church of England, will not the loyal Protestant/Presbyterian Pope of Ulster have to rely on the Church of Rome's unreformed, diabolical and Dantesque hell - where despite official denials, it is reliably reported that fire and brimstone are still regularly employed in both the torment, treatment and punishment process - to give his enemies the eternal roasting they so thoroughly deserve? - Yours, etc.,

Cedar Hall,

Millbrook Court,

Milltown Road,

Dublin 6.