Sir, - Tuesday 12th: page 3 advertisement for Guinness celebrates having "pulled a sicky" (taken a day off work) for whatever reason - perhaps drink-related?
Wednesday 13th: Page 3 advertisement, again for Guinness, tells us: "11.58 p.m. Down the local. Work tomorrow?"
Do we deduce from this that the consumption of Guinness and absence from work are related? - Yours, etc.,
Frank Folan, Culmore Rd, Palmerstown, Dublin 20.