Sir, – Our mixed weather has drawn my attention to your five-day forecast which today (June 12th) predicts scattered showers (Wed), periods of rain (Thurs), outbreaks of rain (Fri), a couple of showers (Sat) and spells of rain (Sun). Vive la difference!
Perhaps a system of rain measurement similar to the Beaufort wind scale would be more appropriate for our weather conditions? – Yours, etc,