Madam, – When it comes to defining a specific word, Humpty Dumpty has nothing on Iarnród Éireann.
I’d like to quote from its latest self-congratulatory boast regarding the reliability of its Dart service: “Punctuality 94.48 per cent. Punctuality = the percentage of trains arriving no later than 10 minutes [my italics] after scheduled arrival time.” Champion! – Yours, etc,