Madam, - Consternation breaks out in a pub in Galway. The gardaí are called. Health board officials are on high alert. High Court action is threatened. The media are on the verge of hysteria.
What's happened?
An attack by the slash-hook brigade? No.
An outbreak of botulism, perhaps? No.
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What? Someone lit a fag.
Truly, this law is an ass. - Yours, etc.,
EDWARD HANLON, Freshford Road, Kilkenny.