Madam, - Congratulations to the Roman Catholic Diocese of Kerry for drawing up guidelines concerning Christmas carols. Is there any chance a crozier or two could be swung in supermarkets and shopping malls throughout the country to ensure that Joe and Joanna Customer aren't subjected to the dreadful repetitive carol splurge for the next couple of weeks? - Yours, etc.,
NORMAN LOWTHER,
Maywood Avenue,
Dublin 5.