Madam, - In light of the current brouhaha about the disposal of rubbish, I would like to inform the generators of same and the people who stick it through my letter box, including An Post (shame), that I do not need or want any of the following goods or services:
Hypnosis, new windows, pizzas, auctioneering services, fish and chips, weight reduction, to join a religious sect, my garden rotovated, my house painted, my car serviced, a new front door, an adult education course, to try a yoga course, a range of wines, spirits and groceries, beauty therapy, a new kitchen, carpets, upholstery, a computer course or a computer, toys, gas central heating or servicing of same. And that was only last week's lot!
If I have left anything out, I don't want that either. - Yours, etc.,
DERMOT O'SHEA, Meadow Grove, Churchtown, Dublin 16.