Madam, - Don't you think it's time we got rid of the Red Cow? Every traffic update mentions this scarlet scourge - traffic backed up to the Red Cow, lights out at the Red Cow, four-car pile-up at the Red Cow, Luas goes off track at the Red Cow - and so it goes, on and on and on.
Away with this awful creature, I say, and let traffic flow freely again through this green and misty land. - Yours, etc,
DERMOT O'DRISCOLL, Tullow Road, Carlow.