Sir, - Dear God, Irish Times or RTE, Whichever the case may be, I've had the Olympics, Orange Order, IRA and BSE, Sheeps' brains, goats' spines, everybody's spleens.
They're not for me.
I DO NOT WANT
the whole world's BAD news floods, hurricanes, disease, not even WB Yeats.
READ MORE
I don't care whether
Imram Khan or Khan't or cricket at Lords or utilities, FAT CATS
on the BBC.
I've switched off all channels.
I'm off to Inisheer.
AND DON'T FOLLOW ME! Yours etc, Bayview Lawns, Killiney, Co. Dublin.