Madam, - Modern marriage is a car with two drivers' seats and two steering wheels for equal drivers. That's why it stays on the road for about two seconds.
A conventionally designed car has one driver's seat and steering wheel, one front seat for the map reader and a back seat where the kids can be driven safely for ever after.
Am I wrong? Think about it. - Yours, etc.,
SEÁN LESLIE, Ellis Quay, Dublin 7.