Spare a thought if you will for poor Robbie Winters, the Aberdeen striker whose inability to find the net contributed to the Scottish club's UEFA Cup defeat by Bohemians last week.

Winters, like the rest of the visitors, looked pretty miserable as he left the pitch at Tolka Park on Thursday evening, but word reaches us here at Planet Football that he's actually always that way.

A couple of weeks back, Winters answered a few brief questions for his adoring fans. Immediate family: None; Any ambitions in football: Plenty; Any regrets: Plenty; Friends in the game: None. Yep, it's a laugh a minute in Robbie Winterland.