The Irish Sun is a sensitive organ indeed. On Monday a picture of Paul Gascoigne (left), his hands on his head, his face twisted in an agonised grimace, filled the front page. The Sun lands the big exclusive again said one headline. Gazza battles demons in clinic ran a blurb. Docs treat star for depression after binge hell said another headline.

"The 31-year-old star was admitted to the centre after Bryan Robson said Gazza needed medical help to beat the demons threatening his career," ran the copy in the page one story. "The Sun is not naming the £3,000 a week centre because we want Gazza to recover in privacy."

Want to have a bet which caring tabloid runs the first picture of Gazza recovering "in privacy"?