With a bit of luck George Hamilton will get to commentate on a game involving Benfica this season. Why? Because they've just signed a Brazilian defender by the name of Argelico F**ks. (Headline on story we spotted: "Argelico F**ks off to Benfica"). The name on the back of his shirt? Argel.
And it's asterisk on the ball
With a bit of luck George Hamilton will get to commentate on a game involving Benfica this season
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