When sad-dad Roberts cartwheeled naked towards Kournikova and Natasha Zvereva on an outside court, the two players, like the Belgian police at Euro 2000, adopted a zero-zero tolerance approach. They claimed that they were "too professional" to have noticed anything untoward. They didn't even notice the fool, never saw him, didn't know anything was happening. Both, coincidentally, covered their heads with towels for some reason as the totally nude Roberts loomed closer. Zvereva, incidentally, was fined before for flashing her bra at spectators, while this year a one-fingered salute to the crowd cost her £600.