"We've got a player and his name is Chrissy Perry, Better than Sol Campbell but he's never on the telly, If I was a girl I'd like to have his baby, Oh, Chrissy Perry."

- Wimbledon fans (to the tune of Macarena) pay homage to centre half Chris Perry.

"Give him the ball and a yard of grass, And he'll leave the keeper lying on his ass, Jason Eu-ell, Oh, Oh, Jason Eu-ell."

- Wimbledon fans (to the tune of Lola).