"We're bust but we're beating you."

- Fans of Oxford, who are broke, during Monday's FA Cup tie against Chelsea, who aren't.

"You're going down without Forest, down without Forest."

- Nottingham Forest fans get a little carried away after Saturday's win against Everton.

"Don't play it up the left wing, Don't play it up the right wing, Don't it up in the sky, Play it through Barmby - He just can't, he just can't control his feet."

- To the tune of Don't Blame It On The Boogie, Everton fans try to remind their players that Big Duncan Ferguson is no longer in the side.