"Stand up if you hate Man U, stand up if you hate Man U."

- England fans at Wembley on Saturday.

"One Paul Scholes, there's only one Paul Scholes."

- The same England fans standing up to pay homage to Man U's Scholes, who they grew to love after his hat-trick.

"He scores goals galore, he scores goals . . . oh Scholes he scores goals."

- The very same England fans still standing up at Wembley on Saturday and still paying homage to Scholes (still a Man U player), to the tune of Kumbaya.