"Jimmy Floyd, Hasselbaink, came down from heaven in a Yorkshire tank".

- To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar, Leeds fans finally find something to rhyme with Hasselbaink. Yorkshire tank?

"If you hate Eastenders clap your hands . . . Tiffany is dead, Tiffany is dead, woah oh, woah oh." - Leicester fans outrage their West Ham visitors on Saturday by slagging off their favourite soap opera. "He gets knocked down, but he gets up again, you're never gonna keep him down, he gets knocked down, but he gets up again, you're never gonna keep him down . . . oh, Nicky boy, Nicky boy, stand by Roy . . .".

- To the tune of Tub-thumping Manchester fans pay homage to Nicky Butt during yesterday's FA Cup semi-final.

"Nwankwo very much for the great goal Kanu, Nwankwo very much, Nwankwo very very much."

- Arsenal fans greet substitute Nwankwo Kanu's arrival on the pitch in the semi-final by reminding him of the goal he scored at Old Trafford earlier in the season.