"Down in two minutes, we're going down in two minutes."

- The response of Nottingham Forest fans when the timekeeper held up a board showing two minutes left to play in Saturday's match against Spurs. Southampton's equaliser against Blackburn gave Forest a relegation reprieve, until next week any way.

"Oh I can't read and I can't write, but it doesn't really matter, 'cos I support the Aberdeen, and I can drive a tractor."

- Dundee United fans, to the tune of Polly Wolly Doodle (eh?), serenade their hosts at Saturday's game at Pittodrie.