"Big Jaap Stam is a big Dutch man, get past him if you can, try a little trick and you'll look a ****, Yip-yap, Jaap Stam."
- Manchester United fans last Wednesday night.
"Are you Notts County in disguise?"
- The same United fans confuse Juventus with the Nottingham giants.
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"Stevie Bould, Stevie Bould, Stevie, Stevie Bould, he's got no hair, but we don't care, Stevie, Stevie Bould."
- Arsenal fans forgive Steve Bould for his hair deficiency.
"Kanu hear Arsenal sing? Kanu! Kanu!"
- Arsenal fans again, after Nwankwo Kanu scored a half decent goal (his second) against Middlesborough on Saturday.
