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Chants of the week

"His legs look like a pair of twigs, he cleans his boots with syrup of figs and he's 10 times better than yer man Ryan Giggs

Mon Sept 21 1998 - 01:00

"His legs look like a pair of twigs, he cleans his boots with syrup of figs and he's 10 times better than yer man Ryan Giggs."

-ShelsWeb, Shelbourne's official internet site, pays homage to winger Mark Rutherford.

"You should have signed for a big club."

-Manchester United fans' reception for Barcelona's Patrick Kluivert (who turned down a move to United at the start of the season) last Wednesday, when he was spotted taking his seat at Old Trafford.

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Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies, you fat *@!#X*@, you fat *@!#X*@, YOU ate all the pies."

-Spurs fans at the Dell on Saturday, drawing attention to Matt Le Tissier's waistline. Le Tissier, needless to say, scored. Last time they'll sing that tune.

"Can we play you every week. . . . what's it like to be outclassed?"

-Arsenal fans rub it in, during yesterday's win over Manchester United.