"What a waste of honey." - Manchester City fans to Mansfield's goalkeeper Ian Bowling during Tuesday night's Auto Windscreen match. (Bowling's jersey features black and yellow horizontal stripes).

"Give us a Bee." See above. "You only zing ven you're vinning." - Multi-lingual Bayern Munich fans, after they equalised against Manchester United on Wednesday night.

"Dodgy keeper, dodgy keeper." - See above. (It seems Peter Schmeichel's reputation has spread as far as Germany this season).

"He's always in the pub and his name is Kenny Irons,

He's always in the pub and his name is Kenny Irons,

He's always in the pub and his name is Kenny Irons,

Where's Kenny Irons? Bleurgh.

Curry on his shirt, Kenny Irons ain't sober,

30 pints of ale and Kenny Irons falls over . . ."

- To the tune of the Macarena, Tranmere fans pay tribute to the scorer of their last minute equaliser against Bolton on Saturday, the (allegedly) hard-drinking Kenny Irons.