"Cross-border bodies with executive powers."

- Cliftonville supporters . . . in the direction of their friends from Linfield when the clubs played at Solitude in November (It may be a month out of date, but it's our favourite from 1998 - thanks to Blue Mick for this one).

"Was it worth you coming up?"

- Manchester United fans ask Division One-bound Nottingham Forest's beleaguered supporters a pertinent question.