"Oh Fluffy Sheep,

(Oh Fluffy Sheep),

Are wonderful,

(Are wonderful),

Oh Fluffy Sheep are wonderful,

They're white, fluffy and Welsh,

Oh Fluffy Sheep are wonderful."

- Wrexham supporters' anthem - don't ask (but see above sheep story).

"There's only one pint of Guinness."

- The Liverpool Kop's greeting for Bradford City's Jamie Lawrence when he came on as a sub at Anfield on Monday night (Lawrence is black and has had his hair bleached blond).