Did any of you see the Weakest Link at the weekend, featuring England football legends of days long past? You didn't? Okay, here are the highlights:

Anne Robinson: What 'D' is a pair of trousers with a bib attached? George Cohen: Strides.

Robinson: What is German for 'thank you'? Russell Osman: No.

Robinson: In what decade did Martin Luther King deliver his famous 'I Have A Dream' speech? Martin Chivers: 1930's.

Robinson: Which 'K' is Britain's most widespread bird of prey? Geoff Hurst: Eagle.

All of which tells us: a football brain is an entirely different kettle of fish to your regular run-of-the-mill brain.