WE'RE just not getting any younger. Proof? Manchester City manager Joe Royle was raving about one of his youth team lads last week and predicting that he'll be in the first team before the end of the season. And who is this lad? Sean Wright-Phillips, 17-year-old son of . . . Ian Wright. Nope, we're definitely not getting any younger.

(PS: Remember Liverpool's Swedish defender Glenn Hysen from the 1980s? His son Tobias is currently on trial at Stockport. Sigh).