"We're not Real Madrid, we're not Barcelona, we are Fulham, FFC, Al Fayed is our owner." These, we kid you not, are the opening lines of the new official Fulham song . . . as rapped by club chairman Mohammed Al Fayed. The record will be in the shops next week, but we'd hazard a guess the queues will be a tad shorter than those that greeted Playstation 2's arrival on the shelves.