Ready? Right: according to Soccernet, Lazio will sign Harry Kewell for £40 million next summer (and may even make Robbie Keane part of a swap deal) and David O'Leary for £20 million. We assume they want O'Leary as a manager rather than a centre half, although you have to say he looks in good nick.

Oddly enough, O'Leary will have to share an office with Arsene Wenger who, according to the Sunday People, will also be appointed successor to Sven Goran Eriksson next year. Two heads are better than one, eh? Meanwhile, Liverpool have kind of put Robbie Fowler up for sale (News of the World), with close on 74 clubs willing to pay the £15 million asking price.

Rangers midfielder Giovanni van Bronckhorst could be a Chelsea player by Wednesday lunchtime, while Darren Huckerby might well buy his Glasgow house off him - they say he's all set to leave Leeds for Celtic. Michael Bridges is also thinking of upping sticks, moving from Leeds to Newcastle in a deal that will take Kieron Dyer (who's also moving to Arsenal) to Elland Road. Did we mention Chilean striker Marcelo Salas is about to join Arsenal from Lazio, who will soon be managed by the manager who's about to sign him? Enough.