"Pat Morley scored twice as Cork City defeated UCD 1-0."

- As heard by Planet Football reader David on RTE's Morning Ireland last week.

"Make sure your shirts are tucked in and you've all been to the toilet."

- Howard Wilkinson's reply when asked what were his final words to his England players before Wednesday's game against Finland.

"Kevin's got more guts than an abattoir."

- Terry McDermott denies Kevin Keegan is a wuss.

"The next England manager should meet three vital requirements - he needs to be English, he needs top-quality experience and his name should be Terry Venables."

- Alex Ferguson subtly hints at who he thinks should get the England job.