"We all dream of a team of Gary Breens, a team of Gary Breens, a team of Gary Breens."

- As sung by Coventry City supporters, to the tune of Yellow Submarine. Thanks to the Guardian.

"Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet, bananas with his feet, bananas with his feet."

- Also to the tune of Yellow Submarine, also spotted in the Guardian. Newcastle supporters' ode to Sunderland boss Peter Reid who, they reckon, looks like a monkey.