If Donal Ryan gives us any more inspired ideas for this slot he'll soon be able to set up a stall selling Golf Masters' polo shirts on O'Connell Bridge. "List the scores held by the leader, the person in 500th place, the person in 1,000th place, etc. It would put everybody into perspective; at the moment, we can find out where our own teams are, but given a good week, we could rise maybe 3,000 or 4,000 places (as one of my teams did on Sunday)." (Stop boasting Donal).

So, we set to work and voila, here's the list for you to peruse. The man we feel sorry for is Paul Connolly: £1,008,283 his Torpay 0599 has earned so far and he's only in 4,000th place. Still, he's well ahead of the overall average score of £866,935 Just a bit below that mark (in 19,557th and last place, to be exact) is Paul Doyle's Team No 22403, who have won £118,125. Now, we like nothing better than to give the bottom manager a hard time, but seeing as Paul, of Leopardstown in Dublin, has another team in 25th place overall we're on to a loser here. We suspect he's going for the double - best and worst manager of 1999 - and we reckon he's in with as good a shout as anyone.