Bryan Robson: "Eh, Archie?"

Archie McPherson: "Yes Bryan."

Bryan: "How many people in England do you think are watching this game live with us here on Eurosport?"

Archie: "Oooh, that's a toughie Bryan."

Bryan: "Just give us a very rough guess."

Archie: "Okay . . . eehhhh . . . none?"

Bryan: "That many?"

Archie: "Oh aye, because there'll be a few English-based Romanians and Tunisians tuning in."

Bryan: "But we're doing Eurosport's English-language coverage and they don't speak English, do they?"

Archie: "Aye, but neither do we Bryan."

Bryan: "That's true. (Psst . . . do you mind if I hop off to the pub to watch England?)"

Archie: "Not at all, sure I'll go with you maself - we're wasting our bloody time here anyway."

England v Colombia

John Motson: "What a fantastic comeback by England, just six minutes to go and they've levelled the match."

Trevor Brooking: "Yes Motty, and when a game goes like this, there's only one team that'll win it and that's . . . Colombia".

Motty: "Ooooooh what a goal by young Michael Owen . . . 2-1 for England . . . nice one Trev."

Trev: "No problem."