We had hoped, now that they're reaching their twilight years, that David Ginola and Eric Cantona might have put their past differences behind them and become pals, even. Huh. "People have asked me if I want to follow Eric Cantona into acting but I don't fancy it. I only want to do something that I'd be good at - I don't want to make a fool of myself in crap films," Ginola miaowed last week. Boys, eh?