www.dangerhere.com

A small group of friends have put together a fairly light-hearted football site at www.dangerhere.com and we'd love a mention on your Planet Football column . . . the column which we all check out early doors on a Monday. Whatever you say about Larry Ryan, damn it, he's a man of infinite good taste. Highlight of the website is a tribute to the [N O]" Madness of King George (Hamilton) - e.g. Real Madrid are like a rabbit in the glare of the headlights in the face of Manchester United's attacks - but this rabbit comes with a suit of armour in the shape of two precious away goals.