"Oh, Larsson normally has them for breakfast, but today he spilt the cornflakes."

- George Hamilton when Henrik Larsson missed a sitter against Ajax.

"And he (Zidane) will have a private pool, with a gardener thrown in."

- Des Cahill . . . as reported by Private Eye.

"I have to sit down with him and see where we stand."

- Arsene Wenger's up and down relationship with Patrick Vieira.

"You have to defend very well and not concede goals which will get you knocked out, but I think on the break and when you're in possession, you have to score goals."

- Bobby "hello?" Robson