Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Honor’s like, ‘Dad, can I leave school?’ I’m there ‘I don’t see why not’
‘They talk about the Collison brothers, but those chaps have got nothing on you, Honor’
‘They talk about the Collison brothers, but those chaps have got nothing on you, Honor’
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