Crash test dummyThere was a bit of a to-do at Belgian club Charleroi recently when the players insisted on being supplied with better cars - …Mon Feb 19 2001 - 00:00
Julian for dinnerPub Quiz Question: Which English footballer appears in the bloody-thirsty blockbuster Hannibal? Answer: Aston Villa's Julian …Mon Feb 19 2001 - 00:00
At the coal face"I'M proposing a mind-body concept. That is to say, the possibility of harmonising thoughts and actionMon Feb 19 2001 - 00:00
Football on TVTomorrow: Manchester United v Valencia (Champions League), TV3, 7.45.Mon Feb 19 2001 - 00:00
Silly prankerArbroath wouldn't reveal how much they received from Brechin last week for defender Kevin FotheringhamMon Feb 19 2001 - 00:00
Loreto and Hermes set for double showdownIf they can maintain their winning ways in the league between now and March 24th, when they meet in the final game of the Senior…Mon Feb 19 2001 - 00:00
McCarthy's men abroadAn eventful few days for three of the players named in Don Givens' Republic of Ireland under-21 squad last weekMon Feb 19 2001 - 00:00
An e-mail virus can be catchingMonday. Brendan e-mails me triffic website Football 365's "Ten Ways In Which Man Utd Are Already Like A Baseball Team"Sat Feb 17 2001 - 00:00
New league format has desired effectWith the newly formatted All-Ireland Senior League due to get under way on March 24th with a preliminary match between the Connacht…Fri Feb 16 2001 - 00:00
Ulster hands will lift cupFor the first time since 1992 the Sharwood's Irish Senior Cup final will be an all-Ulster affair after last season's beaten semi…Mon Feb 12 2001 - 00:00
United's Pilgrims' progressAnd there was you thinking the merchandising deal between Manchester United and that well-to-do American rounders team had a …Sat Feb 10 2001 - 00:00
Belfast set for battle royalTempting as it might be there's no need to indulge in hype ahead of tomorrow's Sharwood's Irish Senior Cup semi-final in Belfast…Fri Feb 09 2001 - 00:00
UCD women triumphUCD got the better of the gale force winds and their old rivals, Trinity College, to win the annual Colours match by 1-0 at Belfield…Wed Feb 07 2001 - 00:00
Game, set and matchRemember that Shamrock Rovers v Bohemians game the Sunday before last? Rovers led 4-1, before losing 6-4? Many thanks to Harold…Mon Feb 05 2001 - 00:00
Little headway up frontSwedish coach Tommy Soderberg decided last week it was time to address his team's scoring difficulties, which have led to a bit…Mon Feb 05 2001 - 00:00
High spirits dampenedRoss County chairman Roy MacGregor could hardly contain his glee when his club was drawn at home to Rangers in the Scottish Cup…Mon Feb 05 2001 - 00:00
Quotes of the week"Maybe it is better to weep in a Rolls Royce than on the bus."Mon Feb 05 2001 - 00:00
Busts and outburstsYou might have read last week of the Italian police's busting of a "sex ring" that provided prostitutes through an internet web…Mon Feb 05 2001 - 00:00
McCarthy's men abroadSome previous players of the week? Arsenal's Graham Barrett? Now suffering from glandular fever and is expected to be out for…Mon Feb 05 2001 - 00:00
Pembroke rue postponementA week ahead of their Irish Senior Cup semi-final away to Ballymoney, Pembroke Wanderers could have done with a game to finely…Mon Feb 05 2001 - 00:00
A fool and his money . .Could you do with a few extra bob? Well, last week the Star had a story that seemed to us to be a sure-fire, no-small-print-honest…Mon Feb 05 2001 - 00:00
Grant aid leads to Czech mate"Baton twirling," he hyperventilates down the phone in a three-fifths enraged and two-fifths "as a minority sport administrator…Sat Feb 03 2001 - 00:00
Loreto find students hard on their nervesAfter leaving it to the final minute of last week's game against Trinity to get their winning goal, Fred McDarby will hope his…Fri Feb 02 2001 - 00:00
A poor substituteCatalan regional police charged a man last week after he confessed that he had planned to kidnap a Barcelona player and demand…Mon Jan 29 2001 - 00:00
McCarthy's men abroadLast week Swindon youth coach Shaun Reid politely asked his big Sunderland-managing brother Peter if there'd be any chance of…Mon Jan 29 2001 - 00:00
From bad to worseNow he's Secretary of State for Northern Ireland John Reid will have less time to watch his beloved CelticMon Jan 29 2001 - 00:00
On the move?Our man in Turin tells us that Alessandro del Piero is contemplating allowing someone other than Juventus pay him £80,000-a-week…Mon Jan 29 2001 - 00:00
Trinity finally succumbFor 69 minutes and eight seconds Trinity kept Loreto scoreless on Saturday, with goalkeeper Barbara Sheehy-Skeffington proving…Mon Jan 29 2001 - 00:00
The great white hopeWe read with interest in Saturday's London Independent about English football's latest young sensation, a player tipped by all…Mon Jan 29 2001 - 00:00
Quotes of the week"I want the West Ham fans to know that before I finish my career we are going to win something - otherwise I'll kill myself."Mon Jan 29 2001 - 00:00
The beautiful gameThere's no love lost between Chelsea chairman Ken Bates and the UK Minister for Sport Kate Hoey since she put the boot in to …Mon Jan 29 2001 - 00:00
Corinthian can make a big promotion pushAfter going agonisingly close to forcing a play-off for promotion to Leinster Senior A last season, Corinthian won't be taking…Fri Jan 26 2001 - 00:00
Who'd figure?You're not, we'd hazard a guess, going to believe this. Or maybe you willMon Jan 22 2001 - 00:00
On the move?We're beginning not to care much about this section of Planet Football anymore because it's brought us so little success and …Mon Jan 22 2001 - 00:00
Mistaken identityYou know the way it is assumed that glamorous young women pursue romance with footballers only because they, the latter, are …Mon Jan 22 2001 - 00:00
Quotes of the week"I would just like to tell King not to concern himself slagging off proven Premiership goalscorers."Mon Jan 22 2001 - 00:00
Get hammered in ChileHave you (a) a weakness for West Ham and (b) do you intend holidaying in Chile this year? If yes to both then have we got good…Mon Jan 22 2001 - 00:00
O'Leary's overviewEver wondered about the real story behind Jack Charlton's reluctance to include David O'Leary in his plans during the Ole Ole…Mon Jan 22 2001 - 00:00
Home OwenerThe Daily Telegraph told us last week that Michael Owen has bought his Ma and Da a house in a "luxury cul-de-sac" in ChesterMon Jan 22 2001 - 00:00
Holders Harlequins a casualty in headline-grabbing weekendAfter the hockey weekend just passed it's hard to know where to startMon Jan 22 2001 - 00:00
Vinnie deaf to call of WildeI can't claim to have seen every edition of Match of the Day or Football Focus in my lifetime and I'm fairly sure I didn't read…Sat Jan 20 2001 - 00:00
Harlequins fully gearedThe gods weren't smiling on Cork Harlequins when the draw for the Sharwood's-sponsored Irish Senior Cup quarter-finals was made…Fri Jan 19 2001 - 00:00
Institute in shock win over holders PegasusIt's difficult to figure out who was more surprised by Catholic Institute's 3-0 win over holders Pegasus II in Saturday's Irish…Mon Jan 15 2001 - 00:00
B boys hit bullseye ahead of A classDid you watch that Darts Wives documentary on the BBC the other night? It was a bit of a letdown, to be honest, and the only …Sat Jan 13 2001 - 00:00
Hermes look to return to winning waysPart two of the Computershare Leinster League season gets under way tomorrow with the race for the Senior A title wide open following…Fri Jan 12 2001 - 00:00
Kuper plans an ambitious campaignIf Irish coach Riet Kuper's plans fall into place, the senior panel will have a demanding nine months ahead as they prepare for…Mon Jan 08 2001 - 00:00